"What's that part of ya brain that regulates shit like thinking through what you're gonna say before you say it? Yeah, I don't got that." - Arty
Arty owns a body shop in New York. For years, he thought NBC's The Office was a real documentary. In his spare time he enjoys posing taxidermied animals in Tantric sex positions. He's "into God" (and whatever drugs he can get his hands on).
Whether it's heroic courage or severe brain damage, I sincerely admire Arty's ability to say whatever he's thinking.